{"id":1758,"date":"2025-06-14T08:00:41","date_gmt":"2025-06-14T12:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/publicskeleton.com\/media\/?p=1758"},"modified":"2025-09-03T11:41:35","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T15:41:35","slug":"what-would-jesus-say-about-donald-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/publicskeleton.com\/media\/2025\/06\/14\/what-would-jesus-say-about-donald-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"What would Jesus say about Donald Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"What Would Jesus Say About Donald Trump?\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vl8G2zLZfck?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Transcript<\/p>\n<p>0:00<br \/>\nHey there folks. Hope you&#8217;re doing well<br \/>\n0:01<br \/>\ntoday. You know, I left for 2,000 years.<br \/>\n0:06<br \/>\nI come back and somehow my biggest<br \/>\n0:08<br \/>\nfollowers are obsessed with a golden<br \/>\n0:11<br \/>\nidol who builds towers, cheats on his<br \/>\n0:13<br \/>\nwives, and brags about it on live TV.<br \/>\n0:17<br \/>\nEvangelicals,<br \/>\n0:19<br \/>\nwhat happened? I turned water into wine.<br \/>\n0:23<br \/>\nYou turned scripture into a tax shelter<br \/>\n0:25<br \/>\nfor billionaires. I said, &#8220;Love your<br \/>\n0:28<br \/>\nneighbor.&#8221; You said, &#8220;Build a wall.&#8221; And<br \/>\n0:32<br \/>\nthen handed the hammer to a guy who paid<br \/>\n0:34<br \/>\nhush money to a porn star while his<br \/>\n0:36<br \/>\nthird wife was home with a newborn. I<br \/>\n0:39<br \/>\nhealed the sick for free. He tried to<br \/>\n0:42<br \/>\nstrip health care from 30 million people<br \/>\n0:44<br \/>\nand called it a win. I fed the poor with<br \/>\n0:48<br \/>\nloaves and fishes. He fed the rich with<br \/>\n0:52<br \/>\ntax cuts and called the poor lazy. And<br \/>\n0:55<br \/>\nyet I&#8217;m the one you stopped inviting to<br \/>\n0:57<br \/>\nchurch. Trump once held a Bible upside<br \/>\n1:00<br \/>\ndown in front of St. John&#8217;s Church like<br \/>\n1:02<br \/>\nit was a weapon. He didn&#8217;t read it. He<br \/>\n1:04<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t open it. Pretty sure he thinks<br \/>\n1:06<br \/>\nCorinthians is a hotel chain. But you<br \/>\n1:10<br \/>\ncheered. You cheered when he tear gas<br \/>\n1:12<br \/>\nprotesters so he could take a photo.<br \/>\n1:14<br \/>\nThen you called it defending<br \/>\n1:16<br \/>\nChristianity. Let&#8217;s talk morality. You<br \/>\n1:19<br \/>\nused to say character counts. Then he<br \/>\n1:22<br \/>\nbragged about grabbing women by the<br \/>\n1:23<br \/>\nAnd your response was, &#8220;Well,<br \/>\n1:25<br \/>\nKing David was flawed, too.&#8221; Oh, I know,<br \/>\n1:28<br \/>\nDavid. He wrote songs. Trump writes mean<br \/>\n1:32<br \/>\ntweets at 2 a.m. in adult diapers. I<br \/>\n1:35<br \/>\npreached, &#8220;Turn the other cheek.&#8221; He<br \/>\n1:38<br \/>\nsaid, &#8220;Punch him in the face and I&#8217;ll<br \/>\n1:39<br \/>\npay your legal fees.&#8221; I said, &#8220;Blessed<br \/>\n1:42<br \/>\nare the meek.&#8221; He said, &#8220;Only losers and<br \/>\n1:45<br \/>\nsuckers get buried in war.&#8221;<br \/>\n1:48<br \/>\nI told you not to store up treasures on<br \/>\n1:50<br \/>\nEarth. He stores them in Mara Lago<br \/>\n1:53<br \/>\nbathrooms next to classified documents<br \/>\n1:55<br \/>\nand Diet Coke. And you still defend him.<br \/>\n1:58<br \/>\nYou call him God&#8217;s instrument. Well, if<br \/>\n2:00<br \/>\nGod ever used an instrument that<br \/>\n2:02<br \/>\nbankrupt four casinos and couldn&#8217;t spell<br \/>\n2:04<br \/>\nBible, it wasn&#8217;t for music. You think I<br \/>\n2:08<br \/>\ncare if he stands with Israel? I&#8217;m from<br \/>\n2:10<br \/>\nNazareth. That&#8217;s literally next door. I<br \/>\n2:14<br \/>\nwas brown, Middle Eastern, broke, and<br \/>\n2:17<br \/>\nunarmed. By today&#8217;s standards, you&#8217;d<br \/>\n2:20<br \/>\nhave called ICE on me and said I was<br \/>\n2:22<br \/>\npart of Hamas. Let&#8217;s not pretend you&#8217;re<br \/>\n2:24<br \/>\ndefending me. You&#8217;re defending power,<br \/>\n2:27<br \/>\ncomfort, control, and maybe a time share<br \/>\n2:30<br \/>\nin the rapture. You talk about family<br \/>\n2:32<br \/>\nvalues, but you backed a man who mocked<br \/>\n2:35<br \/>\na war widow, called Haiti a hole,<br \/>\n2:38<br \/>\nand told four women of color in Congress<br \/>\n2:40<br \/>\nto go back to where they came from.<br \/>\n2:43<br \/>\nOne of them is from Detroit.<br \/>\n2:46<br \/>\nYou wanted prayer in schools. Fine. But<br \/>\n2:50<br \/>\nwhen kids prayed for their lives during<br \/>\n2:52<br \/>\nschool shootings, he sold more guns and<br \/>\n2:54<br \/>\nblamed video games. And the worst part,<br \/>\n2:58<br \/>\nyou know, deep down, you know, he<br \/>\n3:00<br \/>\ndoesn&#8217;t believe any of it. He&#8217;s not one<br \/>\n3:02<br \/>\nof you. He&#8217;s not pretending anymore. He<br \/>\n3:06<br \/>\njust figured out how to sell Jesus like<br \/>\n3:07<br \/>\na hat. He traded me in for a con man<br \/>\n3:10<br \/>\nwrapped in a flag holding a Bible like<br \/>\n3:13<br \/>\nit&#8217;s a menu at Denny&#8217;s. I didn&#8217;t die for<br \/>\n3:16<br \/>\nthis. I died for the poor, the<br \/>\n3:19<br \/>\noppressed, the outcasts. The same people<br \/>\n3:22<br \/>\nyou now call crisis actors and illegals.<br \/>\n3:25<br \/>\nAnd let&#8217;s not forget the golden rule.<br \/>\n3:27<br \/>\nTreat others like you&#8217;d like to be<br \/>\n3:29<br \/>\ntreated. Unless they&#8217;re gay or trans or<br \/>\n3:32<br \/>\nimmigrants, then suddenly it&#8217;s religious<br \/>\n3:34<br \/>\nliberty to treat them like garbage.<br \/>\n3:37<br \/>\nUh, Trump Tower, how poetic. A name<br \/>\n3:40<br \/>\nbuilt on sand, pride, and unpaid<br \/>\n3:43<br \/>\ncontractors. You didn&#8217;t crucify me this<br \/>\n3:45<br \/>\ntime. You just branded me. And when the<br \/>\n3:47<br \/>\npoor cry out, when the refugees beg for<br \/>\n3:50<br \/>\nmercy, when the sick knock on your mega<br \/>\n3:53<br \/>\nchurch door, you quote me, but you don&#8217;t<br \/>\n3:55<br \/>\nfollow me. So, no, I&#8217;m not angry. I&#8217;m<br \/>\n3:59<br \/>\ndisappointed. And when judgment day<br \/>\n4:02<br \/>\ncomes, don&#8217;t look for me at the pulpit<br \/>\n4:04<br \/>\nnext to him. I&#8217;ll be out back hoping the<br \/>\n4:07<br \/>\npeople you turned away. And just so you<br \/>\n4:09<br \/>\nknow, he&#8217;s not on the guest list.<br \/>\n4:14<br \/>\nBirds are eating my face.<br \/>\n4:22<br \/>\nLeopards are eating my face.<br \/>\n4:30<br \/>\nBirds are eating my face. face.<br \/>\n4:39<br \/>\nThe birds are eating my face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Transcript 0:00 Hey there folks. Hope you&#8217;re doing well 0:01 today. You know, I left for 2,000 years. 0:06 I come back and somehow my biggest 0:08 followers are obsessed with a golden 0:11 idol who builds towers, cheats on his 0:13 wives, and brags about it on live TV. 0:17 Evangelicals, 0:19 what happened? 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