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Hey there folks. Hope you’re doing well
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today. You know, I left for 2,000 years.
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I come back and somehow my biggest
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followers are obsessed with a golden
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idol who builds towers, cheats on his
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wives, and brags about it on live TV.
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Evangelicals,
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what happened? I turned water into wine.
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You turned scripture into a tax shelter
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for billionaires. I said, “Love your
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neighbor.” You said, “Build a wall.” And
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then handed the hammer to a guy who paid
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hush money to a porn star while his
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third wife was home with a newborn. I
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healed the sick for free. He tried to
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strip health care from 30 million people
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and called it a win. I fed the poor with
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loaves and fishes. He fed the rich with
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tax cuts and called the poor lazy. And
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yet I’m the one you stopped inviting to
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church. Trump once held a Bible upside
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down in front of St. John’s Church like
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it was a weapon. He didn’t read it. He
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didn’t open it. Pretty sure he thinks
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Corinthians is a hotel chain. But you
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cheered. You cheered when he tear gas
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protesters so he could take a photo.
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Then you called it defending
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Christianity. Let’s talk morality. You
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used to say character counts. Then he
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bragged about grabbing women by the
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And your response was, “Well,
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King David was flawed, too.” Oh, I know,
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David. He wrote songs. Trump writes mean
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tweets at 2 a.m. in adult diapers. I
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preached, “Turn the other cheek.” He
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said, “Punch him in the face and I’ll
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pay your legal fees.” I said, “Blessed
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are the meek.” He said, “Only losers and
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suckers get buried in war.”
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I told you not to store up treasures on
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Earth. He stores them in Mara Lago
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bathrooms next to classified documents
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and Diet Coke. And you still defend him.
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You call him God’s instrument. Well, if
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God ever used an instrument that
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bankrupt four casinos and couldn’t spell
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Bible, it wasn’t for music. You think I
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care if he stands with Israel? I’m from
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Nazareth. That’s literally next door. I
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was brown, Middle Eastern, broke, and
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unarmed. By today’s standards, you’d
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have called ICE on me and said I was
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part of Hamas. Let’s not pretend you’re
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defending me. You’re defending power,
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comfort, control, and maybe a time share
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in the rapture. You talk about family
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values, but you backed a man who mocked
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a war widow, called Haiti a hole,
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and told four women of color in Congress
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to go back to where they came from.
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One of them is from Detroit.
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You wanted prayer in schools. Fine. But
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when kids prayed for their lives during
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school shootings, he sold more guns and
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blamed video games. And the worst part,
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you know, deep down, you know, he
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doesn’t believe any of it. He’s not one
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of you. He’s not pretending anymore. He
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just figured out how to sell Jesus like
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a hat. He traded me in for a con man
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wrapped in a flag holding a Bible like
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it’s a menu at Denny’s. I didn’t die for
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this. I died for the poor, the
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oppressed, the outcasts. The same people
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you now call crisis actors and illegals.
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And let’s not forget the golden rule.
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Treat others like you’d like to be
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treated. Unless they’re gay or trans or
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immigrants, then suddenly it’s religious
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liberty to treat them like garbage.
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Uh, Trump Tower, how poetic. A name
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built on sand, pride, and unpaid
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contractors. You didn’t crucify me this
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time. You just branded me. And when the
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poor cry out, when the refugees beg for
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mercy, when the sick knock on your mega
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church door, you quote me, but you don’t
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follow me. So, no, I’m not angry. I’m
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disappointed. And when judgment day
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comes, don’t look for me at the pulpit
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next to him. I’ll be out back hoping the
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people you turned away. And just so you
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know, he’s not on the guest list.
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Birds are eating my face.
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Leopards are eating my face.
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Birds are eating my face. face.
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The birds are eating my face.